So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Let's get the cat blown out
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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