Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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