David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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