so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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