how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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