Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she smelled like a LAN party
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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