This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So much rum. So many feels.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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