i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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