Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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