i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
its liver damage thursday
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