It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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