I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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