i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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