hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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