No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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