the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
