it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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