Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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