Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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