I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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