all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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