yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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