Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
