I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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