is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm at about main and main street
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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