you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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