He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I understand Curling. That high.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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