I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
