will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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