Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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