Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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