i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
