My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
