god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im holly from the hills drunk
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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