Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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