I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
nutella sex= disaster
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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