is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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