I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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