Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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