You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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