One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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