Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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