Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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