Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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