May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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