Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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