people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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