I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Randomize
