Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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