I got chris browned last night
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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