Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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