I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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