Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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