Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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