im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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